Welcome to my account! This is where I do things. Sooooo... Yeah.
I am a person who tinkers around with random things. Don't trust me with a screwdriver unless you want me to kill someone with it.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOVE GOATS NO DOUBT I SHALL MAKE BABIES WITH A GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT.

Yay.

I don't know why I posted this.

I am thinking about making a second game of "How Long Can You Survive?" with better graphics and more stages. I will try to add a music on/off button and a wider sound track. I will make the game 10x better than the first game. I don't have a plan of when I am going to release it because I am just starting work on it. Those "giant meat balls" are actually going to look like wheels this time, and that weird box car thing will actually look like a car. I am not sure if I can do all of this with the engine I am using. I am hoping it will work out well.

I have enjoyed Madness Day this year. Reminds me of the days when I went on here when I was younger and watching Madness flashes.

On August 31, this account has been on Newgrounds for 1 year, but I have been watching flashes and playing games on here since 2008. LONG LIVE NEWGROUNDS! (and my account! :3)

I AM BORED

I am making this post because I am bored. :)

Hello guys, i'm TheDerpyEyes! And this is my Newgrounds page! I used to go on here all the time and just play Microsoft Windows parodies like "Windows Doors" and other stuff! Now I thought about starting my own Newgrounds profile!